Jagoff Sign

This Jagoff sign is the perfect gift for your favorite (or least favorite) Pittsburgher!

Hey, if it’s in that Oxford English Dictionary, I’m sure it’s fine to hang on your wall.

Choose your size and color preference to design a sign that makes you smile.

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<<<TELL ME MORE>>>

1.) Each sign is made with high-quality ½-inch birch plywood.

>Birch plywood is stronger and more durable than a typical pine wood sign. While pine wood easily dents and scratches, a birch plywood sign will withstand a great amount of wear and tear.

>½-inch birch plywood is sturdy enough to feel solid but is lightweight enough to easily hang on your walls without a major production. Simply use a nail or command strips.

>I use only environmentally-friendly, formaldehyde-free plywood.

>Each sign is sanded so the front, back, and sides are look and feel smooth.

2.) Honeysuckle and Pine signs are painted with care.

>Each sign features an original design that showcases your unique style.

>My stencils are cut in house. I use these stencils to paint crisp and clean designs on each sign.

>Multiple coats of premium thick paint ensures that the design stays bright for long-term use.

3.) Each Honeysuckle and Pine sign is sealed with two-coats of water-based finish for easy care and durability.

>The matte/satin finish on the sign will eliminate most glare, but will appear smooth to the
touch.

>Because it is sealed, you will be able to clean your sign with a dry rag without fear of
damage.

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<<<CHOOSE YOUR SIZE>>>

Please read the size choices carefully and use the sizing photo in this listing for reference.

14.75 x 5.75 inches
23.5 x 9 inches

Sizes are approximate and vary slightly.

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<<<CHOOSE YOUR COLOR>>>

a.) WALNUT: A classic medium to dark brown that will never go out of style; White design/lettering

b.) EBONY: Modern and slightly distressed blackish brown; White design/lettering

c.) RUSTIC WHITE: A traditional aged, antique white; Black lettering

d.) INDUSTRIAL GRAY: Factory-inspired distressed gray; Black lettering

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<<<HOW CAN I HANG THIS?>>>

This sign has a sawtooth hanger already attached, so you can easily hang and level the sign with a single nail. No power drills necessary!

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<<<USE AND CARE>>>

With proper care, your sign will bring beauty to your home for years to come.

> This sign is intended for indoor use only.

> Use only a clean, dry rag to dust your sign.

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<<<SHIPPING TIMES>>>

> I make each sign to order. The time needed to make your sign will vary, but will not exceed 2 weeks.

> All signs are shipped with USPS Priority Shipping. Depending on your location, it will take 1-3 days to get from me to you.

>You will receive a tracking number when your order is shipped.

>You can expect to receive your order within 5-17 days.

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<<<HOW TO ORDER>>>

1.) Choose your size.
2.) Choose your color.
3.) Click “Buy It Now” or “Add to Cart.”
4.) Checkout

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